Pratik : Hey who moved the fridge man!?
Spandana : God must have!
Vidyuth : No I din't! *innocent* ; )
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
WITnessed : Manya on Mallya's Royal Malady...
Manisha's from Bangalore and was supporting the Royal Challengers... (before the IPL began that is...)
I was making fun of her... Cos they sucked...
Pratik : I don't know what Mallya was thinking... Dravid, Joshi, Jaffer, Kumble, Chanderpaul, Kallis... Did he think the IPL was for Test matches?!
Manisha : I don't know what he was drinking... That Mallya chose his team like he's choosing wine... the older it gets the better!
Pratik : HAHAHAHA...!
Manisha : *continuing the bitching* Bloody "Royal Challengers"... What are they challenging - their age or what!?
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I was making fun of her... Cos they sucked...
Pratik : I don't know what Mallya was thinking... Dravid, Joshi, Jaffer, Kumble, Chanderpaul, Kallis... Did he think the IPL was for Test matches?!
Manisha : I don't know what he was drinking... That Mallya chose his team like he's choosing wine... the older it gets the better!
Pratik : HAHAHAHA...!
Manisha : *continuing the bitching* Bloody "Royal Challengers"... What are they challenging - their age or what!?
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Sunday, June 01, 2008
WITnessed : Free Love...
Vid, Spandy and I were chatting...
Spandana : I've lived in a lot of old houses built in the 60's...
Vidyuth : Yeah the good old 60's...
Spandana : Those were the times...
Pratik : Yuck, I think now is so much better than the 60's...
Vidyuth : Free love and all man!
Pratik : But I like getting paid for it... ;)... *chuckle*
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Spandana : I've lived in a lot of old houses built in the 60's...
Vidyuth : Yeah the good old 60's...
Spandana : Those were the times...
Pratik : Yuck, I think now is so much better than the 60's...
Vidyuth : Free love and all man!
Pratik : But I like getting paid for it... ;)... *chuckle*
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
WITnessed : Propah Propaganda..
X (who you might know from here) and I were (again) having random, deep, and totally meaningless discussions over coffee...
We got down to making fun of each others schools...
X : Blah... Bloody Jesuit Schools...! (He's from a protestant school)
Me : These Jesuit Schools are really good man...! They're the one's that have educated and groomed most of the "India Shining" generation!
X : Blah... You're all religious propaganda!
Me : You're a bloody Mossie ProperGandu!
X : HAHAH! Good one! *Hi5!*
Me : Oops! (There was another gentleman close by who was obviously of the samereligion community as X!)
Disclaimer : No offense meant to anyone or anything... or any saint or any prophet or any God for that matter.
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We got down to making fun of each others schools...
X : Blah... Bloody Jesuit Schools...! (He's from a protestant school)
Me : These Jesuit Schools are really good man...! They're the one's that have educated and groomed most of the "India Shining" generation!
X : Blah... You're all religious propaganda!
Me : You're a bloody Mossie ProperGandu!
X : HAHAH! Good one! *Hi5!*
Me : Oops! (There was another gentleman close by who was obviously of the same
Disclaimer : No offense meant to anyone or anything... or any saint or any prophet or any God for that matter.
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WITnessed : Colleague's evil MiniMe...
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Me and a colleague (who shall hereforward be called Mr. X) were having one of our usual random, inane but totally hilarious conversations... And somehow the topic of a "MiniMe" a la Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)...
X : Actually, I wish i had my own little mini me...
Me : Oh... He'd be such a bastard!
X : (with a huge smile) Yeah!...My daughter[1] could be my mini-me!
Me : Did you just call your own daughter a bastard?!
X : (still smiling dumbly)
*2 seconds later* : X's chasing Pratik all around the office!
*10 seconds later* : We're both on our asses laughing, while X is giving me appreciative hi5s!
[1] His Daughter is a super adorable, super naughty 3 yr old
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Me and a colleague (who shall hereforward be called Mr. X) were having one of our usual random, inane but totally hilarious conversations... And somehow the topic of a "MiniMe" a la Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)...
X : Actually, I wish i had my own little mini me...
Me : Oh... He'd be such a bastard!
X : (with a huge smile) Yeah!...My daughter[1] could be my mini-me!
Me : Did you just call your own daughter a bastard?!
X : (still smiling dumbly)
*2 seconds later* : X's chasing Pratik all around the office!
*10 seconds later* : We're both on our asses laughing, while X is giving me appreciative hi5s!
[1] His Daughter is a super adorable, super naughty 3 yr old
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Monday, May 26, 2008
Test Matches vs IPL T20?
Test Match fans organise long boring protest againstCheck out the full report...
IPL
"Attendance was poor", admit organisers.. "The protest was dull, long
drawn and din't have any actual result... just like atual Test matches!"
...from the Laugh Section of the Kolkata KnightRiders' website - Absolutely Howlarious!
Wasted my entire noon laughing at all their spoofs... and showing em to others...
An afternoon well spent!
; )
[credit]Suhas pointed it out[/credit]
Pet Peeves 2 : Dumbass Email Spammers!
Dumbass Spammers are sooo annoying (especially at work)!
Dumbass (at office) asks on an email list of about 100 people : "Hows so and so software app?"
Person who's used the app replies to all (good) : "I am using it from last 10 months… It rocks! : )"
Dumbass replies to all again : "Crashes? Memory corruption? Anything bad? Can I go ahead and install it?"
Would the guy be using it for 10 months if the app crashes the computer and corrupts memory!? DUH!
Another Dumbass Spammer tactic :
"Looping [large email group] on BCC so no one does a Reply All"
This breaks all "Email Filters and Rules" and lands the absolutely irrelevant mail in my inbox...!
GRRR!
Most Annoying Dumbass spammer tactic of all time :
Expanding an "Email Group" so that the mail is addressed "To" each and every individual member and not the "EmailGroupName". This breaks the email filters too!
And it gets worse... people "Reply To All" and start a loooong drawn absolutely irrelevant thread which gets more annoying with every email in my inbox! And there's no way out!
GRRR!!!!!
Dumbass (at office) asks on an email list of about 100 people : "Hows so and so software app?"
Person who's used the app replies to all (good) : "I am using it from last 10 months… It rocks! : )"
Dumbass replies to all again : "Crashes? Memory corruption? Anything bad? Can I go ahead and install it?"
Would the guy be using it for 10 months if the app crashes the computer and corrupts memory!? DUH!
Another Dumbass Spammer tactic :
"Looping [large email group] on BCC so no one does a Reply All"
This breaks all "Email Filters and Rules" and lands the absolutely irrelevant mail in my inbox...!
GRRR!
Most Annoying Dumbass spammer tactic of all time :
Expanding an "Email Group" so that the mail is addressed "To" each and every individual member and not the "EmailGroupName". This breaks the email filters too!
And it gets worse... people "Reply To All" and start a loooong drawn absolutely irrelevant thread which gets more annoying with every email in my inbox! And there's no way out!
GRRR!!!!!
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