Friday, April 24, 2009

WITnessed : Breaking Up...

After dating for quite a while followed by a few months of long distance on and off, a couple of my friends finally broke up.

She said to him...
Congratulations! You are finally free! First you were pricey... then you were cheap... and now you are totally FREE!!!
I would have added "priceless" right in the beginning before pricey, but then again I didn't just break up with him.

Belated Happy Independence Day to both of you darlings! : )

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

WITnessed : Assumptions

Talking about something random when I "assumed" something...

Deeksha : Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups!
Pratik : Wow! What a line! Who came up with that?
Deeksha : Someone called Deeksha Nanda came up with that... *proud chuckle*
Pratik : This Deeksha Nanda appears to be quite an intellectual!
Deeksha : Haha, yes... of course I am. Thank you! : )
Pratik : But then again, that would be just another assumption, wouldn't it?
Deeksha : GRRRRRR!

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

WITnessed : Smoking Buddies

Over hookah at Coco's....

Nick : I got 2 vaporizers, a hookah, and a box full of flavoured tobacco at home... All for free! :)
Pratik : Wow... How come?!
Nick : One of my friends gave it to me. He owns half of this smoking company which sells all kinds of hookah/smoking stuff.
Pratik : Nice... Always useful to have friends in high places! ; )

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Monday, April 06, 2009

WITnessed : Your name is...

This one's a classic...

Vikas and I were goofing around (as usual) in the Electronics Lab[1]... We were sitting right in front, and were cracking up on one of our jokes, when the professor (who we affectionately called Goofy) lost his patience.

Prof. Goofy : Enough of this fooling around! If you want to laugh go outside the lab and laugh as much as you want!
Vikas, Pratik : Sorry Sir. (stifling our laughter)
Prof. Goofy : Vikas, and... (pointing to me) Erm, whats your name?
Pratik : Pratik, Sir...
Prof. Goofy : Yeah... You two stand up... Pratik, and... (pointing to Vikas) Erm, whats your name?
Vikas : Erm... Vikas.

I look at Vikas, he looks at me, and we both burst out laughing again. I couldn't control myself, so I got up, excused myself, and walked out of the lab voluntarily.

Poor Vikas was bravely trying to contain his laughter and was even managing to look apologetic, till he saw me through the window, laughing my ass off outside. He joined me outside a couple of seconds later...

[1] This was in 11th standard in Nowrosjee Wadia College.

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

My Blog Gets a Makeover... Finally!

So I finally PIMPED out my blog! : )
I spent 1 full day working on this template, and only 2 whole nights tweaking the dang thing!


I'm quite happy with how it's turned out so far! (Lots more tweaking to come...)
I've put in a couple of nifty "hidden" features, that you'll totally love... once you find/notice them. : )

The look and feel I was going for while designing this template was...
1. simple
2. elegant
3. fresh + fun

Hope you like the new look, cos I'm loving it!
: )

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WITnessed : Electric Birds

There were a number of birds sitting on the electricity lines.
And there was a loud PHATT noise...

Pranav : What was that sound? I think the transformer blew!
Manisha : Poor birds... Unki toh WATT lag gayee hogi!

[This simply cannot be translated to English... : ) ]

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

WITnessed : Snoring...

Afrin : (asking Azmin) Didn't you hear Shammi snoring? He was so loud!
Shammi : Arrey, that's because I was having a sound sleep.

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