Thursday, July 28, 2011

WellSaid : Tatoo Temple...

This was back in Johannesburg. We were talking about tattoos and I was wondering why someone would go through all that pain to get one, especially some of the big intricate tattoos!

John, a tattoo lover on the table replies:

You're body is a temple... fuckin decorate it! : )
You could see the passion in his eye. I was like "Wow!" What a line! Can't argue with that!: )



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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

WellSaid: Magic

Harika was going to watch the final Harry Potter movie for the second time, so I asked her why she wasn't watching any other movie instead (ZNMD, Delhi Belly etc). Harika replies

'Cos I want some magic in my life!
You can't argue with that! : )

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The WellSaid Series

I was looking back at the WITnessed series today, and there were so many posts that I had totally forgotten about! I totally enjoyed reading them again, and remembering the good times...

But there are lots of memorable lines that don't really qualify as WITnessed, because they're not funny/witty/silly. So I'm starting the "WellSaid" series to share and remember the awesome spontaneous profound/cool/downright idiotic lines that come up in everyday life! : )

Friday, July 22, 2011

WITnessed : Better Watch It!

This one is from my friend Malaika -

This lady I was talking to told me she was going to watch Harry potter tonight and tomorrow night as well. When I asked her why, her friend chipped in and said, "different boyfriend!" LOL!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

WITnessed : Site Slinging

Sneha: Find out where we can go to watch the match tonight! (football world cup)
Andreas: Yes Ma'am. Should I submit a report at the end of the day?
Sneha: Yes, please do that! I want prices, menus everything...

So Andreas sent an email to everyone and in the end he added -
I uploaded a detailed 3-page report with all the comments and info, menus and prices on www.SnehaYouAreNuts.com.

Sneha doesn't react.
On the next day...

Andreas: *sheepishly* So did the site work for you?
Sneha: I clicked on it, but it redirected me to some other site called www.AndreasIsAnAss.com!

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Monday, July 18, 2011

WITnessed : Cycles...

Sneha: Someone stole the seat from my bicycle yesterday!
Johannes: So you go and steal someone else's seat.
Sneha: No way - I'm not going to steal!
Johannes: No, really! You've seen these abandoned bikes on the side of the road - just take the seat from one of them. That's not called stealing!
Sneha: Yeah - that's just "re-CYCLING"!

(This was in Freiburg, Germany)


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Thursday, July 14, 2011

WITnessed: Wedding Tears...

Groom: I don't understand why people cry at weddings?!
Bride: I don't know - I don't think I'll cry at our wedding... I might cry before the wedding...
Groom: Hmm... And I'll probably cry after!


Speaking of crying at weddings - watch this hillarious video of a groom crying at his own wedding!

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

WITnessed: Picked up!

Deepi was telling us how Su and her boyfriend met.

Su: We first met through Mohsin actually...
Deepi: Mohsin was at Su's place and was very drunk, so I had to call Vishal to pick him up to take him home. That's when they first met.
Sneha: Aah - So he came to pick Mohsin up and picked her up instead!

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