Sunday, March 03, 2013

WITnessed: Raindrops Keep Falling...

While hanging out near KBR Park in awesome cloudy weather...

Sneha: I think it's drizzling.
Vidyuth: No it's not.
Sneha: Yes it is - I just felt a few drops!
Vidyuth: It's probably your old bladder control issue.

Vidyuth was smugly snickering at his jab, but Sneha took only a second to recover and bounce back...

Sneha: It's actually you - you really need to stop spitting while speaking.
Vidyuth: What rubbish!
Sneha: Seriously Vidyuth - say it, don't spray it!

It was actually drizzling, very slightly, but that didn't stop Sneha from taking another jab -

Sneha: I asked for the news Vidyuth, not the weather!

All in good humor of course. :)





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Friday, October 12, 2012

WITnessed: Honeymoon Trials

While planning their honeymoon to Thailand:

Wife: I can't wait to get to Phuket - I'll sit on the beach and sip mojitos all day!
Husband: If you're going to be sipping all day, they'd better be virgin mojitos...
Wife: If you make me have virgin mojitos, I'll make sure you have a virgin honeymoon!

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

WellSaid : Tatoo Temple...

This was back in Johannesburg. We were talking about tattoos and I was wondering why someone would go through all that pain to get one, especially some of the big intricate tattoos!

John, a tattoo lover on the table replies:

You're body is a temple... fuckin decorate it! : )
You could see the passion in his eye. I was like "Wow!" What a line! Can't argue with that!: )



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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

WellSaid: Magic

Harika was going to watch the final Harry Potter movie for the second time, so I asked her why she wasn't watching any other movie instead (ZNMD, Delhi Belly etc). Harika replies

'Cos I want some magic in my life!
You can't argue with that! : )

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The WellSaid Series

I was looking back at the WITnessed series today, and there were so many posts that I had totally forgotten about! I totally enjoyed reading them again, and remembering the good times...

But there are lots of memorable lines that don't really qualify as WITnessed, because they're not funny/witty/silly. So I'm starting the "WellSaid" series to share and remember the awesome spontaneous profound/cool/downright idiotic lines that come up in everyday life! : )

Friday, July 22, 2011

WITnessed : Better Watch It!

This one is from my friend Malaika -

This lady I was talking to told me she was going to watch Harry potter tonight and tomorrow night as well. When I asked her why, her friend chipped in and said, "different boyfriend!" LOL!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

WITnessed : Site Slinging

Sneha: Find out where we can go to watch the match tonight! (football world cup)
Andreas: Yes Ma'am. Should I submit a report at the end of the day?
Sneha: Yes, please do that! I want prices, menus everything...

So Andreas sent an email to everyone and in the end he added -
I uploaded a detailed 3-page report with all the comments and info, menus and prices on www.SnehaYouAreNuts.com.

Sneha doesn't react.
On the next day...

Andreas: *sheepishly* So did the site work for you?
Sneha: I clicked on it, but it redirected me to some other site called www.AndreasIsAnAss.com!

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