Monday, June 30, 2008

WITnessed : Fa's Hair Styling Adventures...

Farah walks in with a... ahem radical new hair cut...

Pratik : What happened to your hair!?
Fa : I know I'm soo sad! I went to my hairstylist and she started of cutting it so well... It was looking really funky in the middle...
Pratik : Well, it is quite a master piece!
Fa : Yeah but in the end it went from masterpiece to disaster piece! :(

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

WITnessed : Holiday Shoes...

Pratik : We have to go backpacking in Europeby latest next year, before we get too rich...
Fa : What do you mean too rich!? You won't go backpacking when you're rich kya?
Pratik : I mean we should enjoy a nice low budget backpacking tour while we can, cos once we get rich we'll be all fancy and luxurious... Then we'll have holidays like Fa and family have in Europe...
Fa : Haw! We are not too fancy... We holiday on a shoe string budget ok...
Pratik : Which shoes Fa? Gucci?!

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

WITnessed : Food Habbits...

Over lunch...

Mom : When these kids were younger, I used to give them all kinds of food so that they'd develop a taste for all kinds of food...
Vikas : My mom has been trying since I was a kid, to instill the punjabi "tinda" taste in me...
Sneha : That obviously "tind" happen...

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Friday, June 27, 2008

WITnessed : Over Coffee...

Sneha, Fa and I were bumming around at some coffee shop...

Sneha : You wanna try some of this mocha-frappa-lappa-crapa-chino (i forget the name) coffee?
Fa, Prat : Nyeah...
Sneha : *sipping and smiling* My coffee is safe around you guys... None of you guys like coffee except me.

For those who don't know Sneha, she keeps making fun of everyone (namely Vikas and Divu) for "incorrect grammar/English"... This one's for you guys!

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Monday, June 16, 2008

WITnessed : Eatiquette...

Priya and 3 of her friends were planning to catch up over lunch. But then her friend's annoying girlfriend had to make her grand entry...

(while planning the lunch earlier)
Priya : So I'll book a table for four?
Friend : Err... Think that would be 5. My girlfriend's also coming...
Priya : Erm... too late, I've already booked a table for 4.

(later during lunch)
Annoying GF : Priya, why aren't you wearing your napkin on your lap? No one taught you how to eat with the napkin on?
Priya : Well actually, I was taught how to eat without spilling... :P

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

WITnessed : Bunking...

While bummin around at Barista...

Manisha
: I don't understand this "bunking" funda ya... I don't know how to bunk...
Pratik : How can you not know how to bunk? What'd you do in college?
Manisha : *very seriously* I just never used to attend college at all... So I never got the chance to bunk...
Pratik : Erm... That IS bunking Manisha...

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Monday, June 09, 2008

WITnessed : Feminist Tshirts...

(Random post lunch talks...)

Vidyuth : I thought of a cool T-shirt slogan! Let me ask you guys... What would an aggressive feminist write on her T-shirt?
(after no one can think of anything)
Vidyuth : "I've got a Dildo... and I'm not afraid to use it!". We should print T-shirts man!
All of us : hahahahaha... Good one!
Pratik : Neha, you want one?
Neha : haha... Yeah sure...
Pratik : I was talking bout the T-shirt, not a dildo... : p
All of us : hahahaha
GGG : T-shirt ke saath dildo toh free hoga!

Mr. GGG does not want to be infamous on the web, but since he comes up with the funniest lines ever, he shall feature in WITnessed (with his consent), but under the unanimously chosen pseudonym - Mr. GGG

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

WITnessed : Silence is Golden...

We're all having dinner in the cafeteria...

Khushboo : I don't like people with attitude...
Pratik : What? Are you trying to say that Makku (Khushboo's "good friend") has no attitude?
Khushboo : Uhhh... Erm... *lost for words - looking to Makku to respond*
Makku : *grinning quietly*
Abhay : Why are you assuming that she likes him?
Pratik : Good point... Khushboo? Do you like Makku!?
Khushboo : Uhhh... *silent*
Neha : Hahaha... Silence... the best way to say "Yes"...
Abhay : (snaps at Neha) What shit!... Are you mad!? *intimidating*
Neha : *dumbstruck*... *silence*
Abhay : Point proven...
Pratik : She means "Yes"...

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WITnessed : Who moved my fridge!?

Pratik : Hey who moved the fridge man!?
Spandana : God must have!
Vidyuth : No I din't! *innocent* ; )

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Monday, June 02, 2008

WITnessed : Manya on Mallya's Royal Malady...

Manisha's from Bangalore and was supporting the Royal Challengers... (before the IPL began that is...)
I was making fun of her... Cos they sucked...

Pratik : I don't know what Mallya was thinking... Dravid, Joshi, Jaffer, Kumble, Chanderpaul, Kallis... Did he think the IPL was for Test matches?!
Manisha : I don't know what he was drinking... That Mallya chose his team like he's choosing wine... the older it gets the better!
Pratik : HAHAHAHA...!
Manisha : *continuing the bitching* Bloody "Royal Challengers"... What are they challenging - their age or what!?

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

WITnessed : Free Love...

Vid, Spandy and I were chatting...

Spandana : I've lived in a lot of old houses built in the 60's...
Vidyuth : Yeah the good old 60's...
Spandana : Those were the times...
Pratik : Yuck, I think now is so much better than the 60's...
Vidyuth : Free love and all man!
Pratik : But I like getting paid for it... ;)... *chuckle*

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