WITnessed : Breaking Up...

After dating for quite a while followed by a few months of long distance on and off, a couple of my friends finally broke up.

She said to him...

Congratulations! You are finally free! First you were pricey... then you were cheap... and now you are totally FREE!!!

I would have added "priceless" right in the beginning before pricey, but then again I didn't just break up with him.

Belated Happy Independence Day to both of you darlings! : )

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