Sunday, September 28, 2008

WITnessed : Wrong Number...

Papa gets a phone call...

Papa : (on the phone) Hello...? Whom do you want?

*Turns out to be a wrong number*

Papa : I asked "Whom do you want?" and got the reply "Whom do you want?"
Mom : So who was it? If it was a female voice you should have said na... "You!"... hahahaha
Papa : Nooo... I don't do such things... *very matter-of-factly* Kahin peeche na padh jaye! (Don't want her to start stalking me!)

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

WITnessed : Food or Petrol?

While driving in the city...

Pratik : I need to start saving up for my South African Safari! I'm spending too much money lately...
Sailu : Why? Where does all your money go?
Pratik : Rent and car...
Sailu : Oh yeah! Petrol is expensive no? Maybe we should contribute for your petrol.
Pratik : Na... That's fine... The petrol's not a problem, its the car loan I'm paying off that's expensive! But you've got a point there... From now when we go out, you guys can pay for my food! : )
Sailu : Actually, I'd prefer the petrol option, you're car consumes less than you I'm sure!

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Monday, September 15, 2008

WITnessed : Existentialism...

Neha : Have you heard of existentialism?
Pratik : Yeah... It basically says that life has no great higher meaning. You can give it whatever meaning you want to. Do whatever you want to do with it.
Neha : That's it?!
Abhay : Exactly... "That's it!"...

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

WITnessed : Food for thought...

Over dinner...

*while waiting for dinner to be served*

Spandana : I've been vegetarian for a month now, but I'm having a horrible time with food... Why is it so difficult to get good yummy veg food in Hyd!?
Gitanjali : How can you turn vegetarian after eating non veg for so long!?

*short discourse on benefits of vegetarianism*


*when the waiter appears with our food*

Spandana : Ok people, get ready to attack the veg food. We've got to predate if necessary...
Gitanjali : Wow...
Spandana : Don't look at me like that... its a dog eat dog world out there!
Gitanjali : So says the vegetarian!

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

WITnessed : In agreement...

We were discussing something (irrelevant) over lunch, and Bagga is defending some point...

Bagga : I told Vaibhav about this, and he anonymously agrees!
Pratik : Erm... How exactly did Vaibhav manage to be anonymous?
Bagga : Oho... *realising his error* Not anonymous... I meant he unanimously agrees!
Pratik : Unanimous with... himself? lol
Bagga : Oho! *embarrassed and kinda confused* He just agrees yaar!

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

WITnessed : Kani's Dumbells...

While waiting for PowerPoint to open on Farah's laptop...

Kani : Aargh... I'm fed up of waiting... and this stupid dumbbell is sooo annoying!
Pratik : Erm... What dumbbell Kanika?
Kani : *very matter-of-factly* Arre... This one thats rotating whenever the computer is stuck.
Pratik : Erm... I think its an hourglass Kani. *controlling laughter*
Kani : No its a dumbbell! I've always called it a dumbbell!
*starting to feel a little silly*
But... it looks like a dumbbell!




Clearly Kani hasn't been to the gym in a while! : )

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WITnessed : Coke or Pepsi?

While planning a party...

Vikas : We've got beer and whiskey...
Farah : Now all we need is some cola...
Vikas : So Farah, are you Coke or Pepsi?
Farah : Neither... Right now I'm broke and sexy!

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