WITnessed : Mommy knows best...

Girl was out at a karaoke bar at night, when her mum calls her from out of station... (It's late at night and Girl is a little bit buzzed.)

Girl : Hello?
Mom : Hi! How are you? Daddy is here... He wants to talk to you...
Girl : Hi Mummy! I'm great! How are you!?
Mom : *notices that her little Girl is a little buzzed* Aww, your battery is low? You also na... Your battery is always low! Ok sweatheart, we'll call you later.

Can any one guess who this "Girl" is? ; )

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WITnessed : Facing Fat...

Mohsin had been worrying for a few weeks that he was developing a beer belly. After persistent consoling from Deepi, that he does not (yet) look fat, he finally relaxed.

That same night while they were watching something on the computer...

Mohsin : Whats that sound?
Harika, Deepi : *can't hear anything* What sound?
Mohsin : I thought I heard something...*shrug*

They continued watching, when he suddenly paused the video.

Mohsin: Did you hear that?!
*everyone pauses and listens intently to no avail*
Harika: *suddenly* Aaah... Yes!
Mohsin: *half worried about the sound and half relieved that she heard it* What is it?!
Harika: *irritated* It's the sound of your face stretching! You're getting fatter![1]

Deepi fell of the bed laughing, while Mohsin's face stretched to a bright red color...

[1] Mohsin has been hitting the gym ever since, and is very fit now.

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WITnessed : Feeling hot hot hot...

I got a hilarious email from my sister Sneha, who's an Indian student in Germany.
She says...

I'm so totally fed-up of this conversation :

Sneha: Its so hot today!!
Some stupid German: You shouldn't be complaining about the heat, you come from a hot country!
Sneha: I'm sorry but don't you complain about the cold in winter?! DUH!

Apparently just because I'm from a hot country (India) I should love to sit in the sun and roast. I don't see any Russians getting excited by the bitter cold wind and snow, do you?

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WITnessed : Quite a bite!

Prashant was annoying Sailu...

Sailu : You must have been a mosquito in your last life!
Prashant : Wow! Mosquito to human in one life cycle... I must have been an enlightened mosquito! Or... *eyes grow wide* I must have bitten Sadhguru![1]

[1] Sadhguru is a yogi/enlightened guru.

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WITnessed : Damage!

Harika : I tore Sagar's t-shirt last night!
Deepika : *shaking head*
Harika : So I'm going to buy him 2 new t-shirts. So I'll need some cash...
Deepika : First you do damage, and then you do some more damage!

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Blog Update : Domain Name Expiry, Resurrection etc.

There was a major mess up with my domain name renewal in May, and I lost my PratikStephen.com domain name.

Luckily for me, I'm not super famous yet, and 2 months and 89USD later, www.PratikStephen.com was mine again.

It's been a good 3 month break from blogging for me... But I'm back!

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WITnessed : Going Dutch...

After dinner at a restaurant...

Deepi : I got the bill.
Pratik : Show me the bill, we're going to split it...
Mohsin : (to Deepi) Tear the bill, give him half, and lets split from here... ; )

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